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exrcitus-deactivated20160801:

_{{ this just in Mandy and Tyler are massive nerds }}

PREACH TO THE CHOIR

_{IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE}

[4:49:43 PM] carlos the scientist: i know BUT I REALLY WASN’T EXCEPTING THAT
[4:49:54 PM] Kevin Free: WELCOME TO ATTACK ON TITAN BITCH

_{{ AND DESERT BLUFFS ONES BECAUSE TYLER TOLD ME I HAD TO }}

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Kevin smiled sweetly at Carlos. And yet, it was the mouth on his neck that was garnering attention. The tongue snaked out and licked Kevin's cheek. "Sorry, it does that sometimes. That means it likes you!"

                              _{° ;;      [ Being licked was, oddly enough,}

                                                      _{was something Carlos could handle.}

                                                      _{Though, for it to come from Kevin,}

                                                      _{and from his ( second mouth ) at that rate,}

                                                      _{made the scientist shudder in his lab coat. ]}

                                                                       _{"Please. Don’t do that.“} 

"Hi, Carlos," Kevin said, his smile sweeter than ever. But it was the smile that his neck wore that was terrifying. "Don't I look perfect now?"

                                      _{° ;;      [ His expression is far from an amused one,}

                                                                 _{unsure what where to lay his attention to:}

                                                                          _{The mouth speaking}

                                                                                        _{or the one with the slying grin. ]}

                                                                                               _{“Perfection is fairly relative idea.}

                                                                                                _{There’s really no such thing.”} 

The kiss wasn't long, but it wasn't exactly short, either. It was, however, pretty damn great. Kevin giggled as Carlos pushed him away and Kevin licked his lips. He was, however, quick to steal one more kiss from Carlos because he could. "How's that for scientific proof?"

                       _{° ;;       [ To answer Kevin’s question:}

                                      _{As if he wanted to take a scolding shower}

                                      _{with all of his clothes still on.}

                                      _{Every part of the scientist screeches at how wrong it is.} 

                                       _{This is not Cecil. This is not kind, and warm, and loving.}

                                      _{This is cold, and foul, and loveless.} 

                                      _{Carlos straightens his shoulders exacting the fact}

                                      _{he will not fall. Not just yet. ]}

                                                          _{“Contrary to popular belief,}

                                                           _{Strex systematically buying everything in Night Vale,}

                                                            _{doesn’t give you free reign to do whatever you want.”} 

Well, see, that just upset Kevin further. He took a step far too close to Carlos, who, if he squinted, looked EXACTLY like his Diego. Kevin smiled and tried to smile as normally as he could. If he concentrated and if Carlos squinted, Kevin could look like Cecil, too. And, without another word, Kevin kissed Carlos much better than Cecil EVER would.

                                                _{° ;;      [ Carlos moves quickly to grab the host}

                                                            _{( not his host mind you )}

                                                            _{by the shoulders and remove him from being}

                                                            _{anywhere near his lips.} 

                                                            _{It tastes bitter and of blood as the scientist}

                                                           _{wipes the sleeve of his lab coat over his mouth,}

                                                           _{shuddering at the new scarring memory,}

                                                           _{being almost sure that Kevin bit him. ]}

"Your boyfriend is a fun killer and not funny at all. I, on the other hand, am scientifically designed to be hilarious. And a better kisser." Kevin, no.

                              _{° ;;      [ His brow knits together at the claims Kevin is throwing out.}

                                         _{Ma of science isn’t incline to believe anything without poof.} 

                                          _{Frankly, Carlos knows better but}    

                                          _{His tone took a stern undertaking anyway. ]}

                                                                _{“I’m going to have to disagree with you, Mister Free.}

                                                                 _{On both accounts.”}

deusxsubridens:

_{“To the right? Oh, no pr—” Kevin really was going to step to the right. Really, he was. Instead, he giggled when he saw that it was Diego making this request. Obviously he was too busy to realize who it was he was speaking to.} 

_{So, Kevin made sure Diego knew who it was he was about to run into. Kevin, instead of stepping to the right, stepped to the left and kissed Diego on the cheek.} 

_{“I didn’t think I’d see you today! I thought you said you’d be out dealing with… things.” Things being those awful Night Vale children. “But it seems you’re busy doing… other things that are not the real things you told me you’d be doing.” Kevin was not clingy or invasive; he was just the perfect amount of concerned.}

                                                  _{° ;;     [  Frankly, he’s too intent on watching the ever
                                                            fluctuating counter to take notice of who
                                                            exactly in response to the request,
                                                            but the scientist knows there is only one
                                                           who would openly plant a kiss on his cheek. ]}

                                                                 _{“I thought you were held up at the statio-“}

                                                         _{As his gaze leaves the device held
                                                         tightly in his hand, almost in preparation
                                                         to return the affectionate gesture. 
                                                         Carlos makes an unfortunate realization. 
                                                         This was not Cecil.
                                                         There’s a staggering step from the man,
                                                         coloring quickly draining from his face in
                                                         response of the kiss.
                                                        Warning flags signaling from corner of his mind. ]}

                                               _{”I   Uh    I  I apologize but I think there’s been
                                                a mistake here.”}